“Osh*t is not a word,” says the dad.
“Nope, it’s a phrase,” says the daughter.
“Sh*t is a word,” says the dad.
“Yup, sure is,” says the daughter.
“Here are the definitions,” says the dad as he proudly reads off his iPhone, using his very own dictionary app.
- excrement; feces
- an act of defecating; evacuation
- the sh*ts – diarrhea
- Slang. pretense, lies, exaggeration or nonsense
- Slang. something inferior or worthless
Dad skips ahead a few
12. Slang. used to express disgust, disappointment, frustration, contempt or the like
12 give a sh*t – Slang. to care; be concerned
Daughter and mother laugh and laugh.
Playing Scrabble with my parents is a beautiful thing.
Note* – I did not win. My mom always kicks our booties.